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An elephant was walking in a park from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephant's neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, "Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!"

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."

Two elephants jumped off a cliff BOOM from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

Q What happened when the elephant sat from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Why did the elephant eat the candle from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

Why do elephants jump across riversSo they from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.

Why do elephants squirt water through their from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why do elephants live in the jungleBecause from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

Why dont elephants like martinisHave you ever from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

Why are elephants large grey and wrinklyBecause from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviarBecause from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What does a bald elephant wear for from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.

Why did the gum cross the roadBecause from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

How does an elephant go up a from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How do you make an elephant sandwich from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

Reports are coming in of an elephant from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

How do you raise a baby elephant from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !

What is worse than raining cats and from Flashcomment Elephant jokes Jokes
What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !